Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Brains and Beauty vs. Just Beauty

Ever notice how guys will put up with a lot more crazy than we do? It's not exactly a riddle needing to be solved, as most men use their penises to make decision regarding females. However, it's funny when they bitch and complain about how crazy the crazy chicks are, and still put up with it, not because they find any value in that particular person's brain but because they are hot. That is all. Let's just be honest, shall we?
Guys are guys. Even the coolest, smartest guys are still guys. Testosterone fuels them. It's cool. We all know how this works.
Personally, I don't feel threatened by such girls, because when it comes down to it, I know I will do so much more important things with what life gave me than they can ever do with their temporary looks...and yes, it's temporary. They will be very pretty for a very short time, and then will have nothing. Perhaps they will have money, which they will spend on surgeries and serums trying to grasp onto their beautiful youth with both hands. But age does not work that way, ladies. We all know this...and if we don't, we will. Oh yes, we will. And like all women, we will try like hell to hang onto our looks with chemical peels, (which I am in total favor of) and creams and anti-aging serum and it may work for a little while. Eventually, however, our beauty and youth will fade and all we will have left is our mind. I plan to have a full reservoir of information when that day comes.
Unfortunately, men get better looking with age, but even with certain medicines, they don't have the physical stamina that women have. Sure, they may look better, and desire the young, hot girls, but they don't have what it takes to satisfy them any longer. They can take pills and extra testosterone, but those medications could kill them, so it depends on how badly they want to perform like a young buck. Mark Twain wrote about this unfortunate phenomena in Letters From The Earth, how men lose their momentum FAR before women do. Women remain very sexual creatures, it never leaves us, and the men just cannot keep up. So what do we do?
How do we get what we need from men who can physically keep up, while not having our youth to lure them?? I'll tell you how...we use our best asset! Our BRAIN! Most of us know how to tempt a guy now, while we are still somewhat young and pretty, it's no different as we age. It's just that we have to change the selection a bit. A guy friend of mine told me once that all men are man-whores. I don't know about other girls, but I cannot stand dumb guys, not even for a night. So I believe that my search for nerdy guys may be the answer...the only thing is that they require some training. See...nerdy guys typically don't have a lot of experience. Once in a while you get a guy who does seem to have learned things through the many hours of pornography he's viewed, but most guys do not learn how to execute the moves they want to use. WE have to teach them how to do it. Just like we teach them how to kiss when we are young, (and in the case of nerdy guys, sometimes we have to teach them how to kiss even when they are older...a bit more difficult but stick with it, it will pay off.), we have to teach them how to be a great, not good, a GREAT lay!
It's our duty. We are helping their future wives by teaching them what they need to know to satisfy their future wives who have probably not had much luck with man-made orgasms. Seriously...this is a REAL problem! I've kissed my fair share of nerds, I mean REAL nerds and the girls, if there were any, have failed me. Admittedly, I did not have the time or patience to spend a lot of time teaching them, and the last nerd (who wasn't really a nerd) was very skilled in all aspects. *sigh* Stay Focused Spinster!
So as a girl who is pretty and brainy, I fully intend to take on a project when I'm at that point where my age catches up with me. For now, I am focusing all of my energy, even my sexual energy (as best I can) on school, on art, on global domination.
Keep it in mind, my fellow beautiful brainy girls! Those super hot girls are going down and staying down. They can have the older, handsome guys who can't keep it up without meds or can't take meds and can only last for 30 seconds! HAHA!

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