Friday, May 7, 2010

Dear Parents...

It is YOUR fault that this is happening. You think you are so great, with your civil rights movements and marches! You, fucking baby boomers. You hippies turned to YUPPIES. Yuppies! The world used to be important to you. The country used to be important to you. Equal rights used to be important to you. Then, one day, you finished college. You got a job, and a mortgage, and a wife and had kids...You bred neurotic insomniacs! Oh yes. You left us a world full of problems. A society that continues to punish people for being who they are. Who GOD made them! And you bred lovers and haters. Activists and nay-sayers! And now we have to deal with all this bullshit! We lose sleep because of you! Do you even care anymore??? Now that you have the mortgage and electric bills, cell phones and foodsavers?? Does it matter anymore? Or are you only concerned with who wins on American Idol and The Amazing Race? Is Jack Bauer your hero?? Really? Are you even AWARE that all this other bullshit is going on?? Do you know that the weight of the world rests on MY shoulders? On ALL of our shoulders??? Do you still expect Mother's Day presents and Father's Day presents??? WHY>? Because you gave birth to us? Because you fertilized the egg? With all the important things that should have been done to make our world a BETTER place rather than this crazy place that we are dealing NOW? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR MARCHES, FUCK YOUR ACTIVISM! It was all just a something to do while you were searching for your PERFECT mate. We will deal with this. We will stop all this nonsense. We will stand by as your American Dream kills our planet! And we will prevail! FUCK YOU, BABY BOOMERS! YOU SUCK!

2 comments:

Tobi said...

The hippie-to-yuppie metamorphosis is a disturbing but fascinating process. It's like hippies are these hairy, smelly caterpillars that cocoon themselves in a haze of pot smoke, home-made protest signs (with better spelling that Tea Party signs, strangely) and Grateful Dead bootlegs to emerge, not as beautiful butterflies, but an unholy plague of badly-aging, all-consuming locusts usurping the power of "The Man" they railed against in their youth and using it to turn the world to dime-a-dozen, Chinese manufactured shit and so-called "reality television" written by former soap opera writers. Because really, what else would hippies do with political and financial power? Think about it.

AR said...

Cheers to that, Tobi!